September 20, 2014

The best of Alfie from August and September ♡♥♡

Don’t reblog :)

September 16, 2014

I think we’ve officially reached that annoying time in the year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday, if you wear a sweater, you die from heatstroke.

(Source: ididntasktobemade, via thegingerdementor)

September 16, 2014
Just chilling in a basket with a book. As you do…

Just chilling in a basket with a book. As you do…

September 15, 2014
afullonorgyofcritics:

😐

afullonorgyofcritics:

😐

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September 15, 2014

easterbunnymundlover:

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

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September 14, 2014
My boy is so sweet. ♡♥♡

My boy is so sweet. ♡♥♡

September 9, 2014

Three weeks today and I’ll be back at work. This makes me want to cry a lot.

September 8, 2014

Jfc I have been so fucking ill. I threw up every hour last night from 6pm to 1 am, and after that I had an upset stomach. Today I am having stomach cramps to rival labour pains.

This would be bad enough, but Alfie is still refusing solids after being ill Friday and Saturday, so he wants to breastfeed literally every hour, but I am dehydrated and tired and that makes sustaining a hungry 10 month old difficult. :( :(

September 8, 2014

Oh but hold on - I’m not 30 yet!!! I’m 28 :P

September 8, 2014

theaccidentwill said: This is old but I just saw it and I'm gonna do it! First name: Lucy 
Nickname: Bella
Age: Ummmm 30ish? (sorry)
Gender: female
Sexual Orientation: straight (as far as I know) 
Nationality: English
Relationship status: married 
Likes: Alfie of course 
Dislikes: people who complain about breast feeding in public or loudly discuss their weight, people on tumblr who assume they know your life better than you do 
Random fact:

Aah Yay! You are indeed awesome (and actually not only put up with my rambles, but I assume you actually enjoy them too?!) you got them all right!!- but missed the random fact, so I can only give you 9/10. #Sadface

But I can give myself full marks for remembering to make my answer public!

September 7, 2014

Oh good. M and I both have Alfie’s bug. We only have one bathroom. This is presenting further difficulties.

September 6, 2014
To the trio of witches sat opposite me in Costa:

OMG HOW SHOCKING I AM BREASTFEEDING MY BABY QUICK LOOK AWAY BEFORE YOUR EYES MELT.

Guess what? Costa is breastfeeding friendly, and apart from anything else, I have a legal right to feed my baby wherever the hell I like. I don’t quite see how doing so on a sofa in a coffee shop is “disgusting”, and I’m very glad I’m not trying to raise my son “in your day.”

So you sit and complain about me to each other all you like. You go ahead and stare and roll your eyes and tut, but I’m not stopping my boy from having his breakfast just because you think me demonstrating the correct use of my breasts is somehow wrong. I will not avoid your gaze, or end the feed, or scurry away as soon as I can because you are embarrassed by something you can’t even see.

I will meet your eyes and smile, and when my baby is done feeding I shall deliberately flash my nipple at you.

September 6, 2014
This is a poorly boy…up all night throwing up but still full of smiles. :)

This is a poorly boy…up all night throwing up but still full of smiles. :)

September 5, 2014

My boy is sick :( he threw up all over his cot and himself, and has thrown up bile every ten minutes since. He won’t take boob and he won’t drink water, I have no Muslins left, and he’s on his last sleep suit. He gets hysterical every time he’s sick and he’s all cold and clammy. :( :( :( long night for us I think.

September 5, 2014
I need your imaginations

I want to have an Elf come and stay with us in December. Anyone not familiar with this, it’s a toy elf that comes to keep an eye on children for Father Christmas, and while they visit they leave treats, and play tricks every day.

Alfie will be 13 months in December, so too young to really get it but I still want to start… I just have no idea what to get the elf to do, or even what to name it… ideas? :)

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